Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. The Everchild: Don't you see? Go on. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Search the history of over 797 billion WebXavier: Chief was deep. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Gand Member: Bone white? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! Xavier: Calm it down. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. 2023. Of course I do. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Clip: Freak! Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Valve Corporation. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Well it's 5:55. Fatestiny. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Web. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! 2023. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Whos this? Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Xavier: Powers are for the weak. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! I think I've just fucked my eardrum temporarily. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Confront your future. I just repopulated my pants. Man: What do I care? Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. COMPLEJO DE 4 DEPARTAMENTOS CON POSIBILIDAD DE RENTA ANUAL, HERMOSA PROPIEDAD A LA VENTA EN PLAYAS DE ORO, CON EXCELENTE VISTA, CASA CON AMPLIO PARQUE Y PILETA A 4 CUADRAS DE RUTA 38, COMPLEJO TURISTICO EN Va. CARLOS PAZ. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. I wanted to be a vato. Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Just go towards the light. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. But not like the others. I like it.". I have no powers. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! I'm a certified wahockamana healer. tricking the other into beating himself up. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Just slice and insert! [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Yes made it! executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Chimp. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! My back is turned. Also I'm really depressed yay. 'Tear ducks'. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Hold. I found out the hard way. Accept your defecation. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. Or is it vice-reversa? Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. People toss those words around like tennis balls. I found out the hard way. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. Let me see it. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Youre the un-me. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Processing. Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. First Xavier: No. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Xavier: You need to slow it down. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Fatestiny. Xavier: If these be my last words, then I'd like to leave this world with one final thought: Me no wanna die, mommy! SoundCloud. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Disk Jockey: We're back! Got a caller on line 7, are you there? It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? I say bone white! Xavier: Life. Farmer: We're in a drought. 2 Mar. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Xavier: Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier: Really? Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. And a WiFi hotspot. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? She wants it harder. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Hello? If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. I got to go feed my babies. It is only visible to you. Xavier: You can all fret not. People throw these words around like tennis balls. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Mocho: Oh, yeah. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Xavier: I could be your costume. It's notes he's not playing. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". WebXavier: I'm a survivor. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. The chaser has become the choste. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. Welcome to Beyond Charts. Wonder where's my reward. But which side is that? Xavier: [echoes] Life. You, Xavier! Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. JavaScript is disabled. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Ready? Hello? I have the cure right here. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. We all have our own way of killing. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Hold. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! Xavier: Life. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Sorry for beating you up before. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. It was you, damn it! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Looks like I already did. On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. Let's check in on the 5 W's. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. You could say it started when I was a kid. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. Will you be my beast? Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Look at this cat. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Huoourgh! genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Hey! Hold. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? You wanna be? Why? June: What's that, Popo? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! Just five hots. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. Availible for a limited time only! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. You're a hit. I just want to groom and train poodles. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? But not like the others. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Caveman: Ooga-booga. Xavier: My God. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Honkey Dweeb. Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. All rights reserved. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier%3A_renegade_angel%2C_season_1_1840, Read the entire Xavier: Renegade Angel show script, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier:_renegade_angel,_season_1_quotes_1840. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Later, chompsky honk. Xavier: My god. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. [vomits] Which reminds me. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. You killed your own father! Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. WebNick Weidenfeld. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Web Valve Corporation. Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. Here's my card. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. You want me to repeat everything you say? If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. [Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Depth Overload. Unknown Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Like most folks, I've always been different. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. Hello? Confront your future. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823.
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